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Robert Byrne Quotes

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."
Life

"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on."

"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography."

"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
Politics

"Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.""
Nature

"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat."

"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time."

"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo."

"Getting caught is the mother of invention."

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."

"Partying is such sweet sorrow."

"To err is human, To purr feline."

"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell."

"No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one."

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