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"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself."

"Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him."

"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age."

"When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar."

"Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket."

"If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?"

"The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated."

"First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time."

"Growing old is not growing up."

"We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon."

"Boring people are a reflection of boring people."

"Death is the final wake-up call."

"To awake from death is to die in peace."

"Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes."

"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."

"If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it."

"To hit bottom is to fall from grace."

"Action cures fear, inaction creates terror."

"There is no bad in good."

"Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free."

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