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Bill Watterson Quotes

"The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer."

"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me."

"Mothers are the necessity of invention."

"If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?"

"It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool."

"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night."

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

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