Bill Vaughn Quotes
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
"The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas."
"Muscles come and go; flab lasts."
"The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine."
"The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them."
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
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