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A. P. Herbert Quotes

"The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep."
Marriage

"I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. there must be some scum."

"A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso."

"Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain."

"This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade."

"People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament."

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