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Ten Random Quotes

"A novel is balanced between a few true impressions and the multitude of false ones that make up most of what we call life."
Saul Bellow

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
Robert Byrne

"It is not possible to define. Nothing has ever been finally found out. Because there is nothing final to find out."
Charles Fort

"Where is this Hollywood scene, where is it? I'd like to find it one day... If I want to go out and have a good time, I go to New York."
Natasha Henstridge

"Who dares nothing, need hope for nothing."
Friedrich von Schiller

"It requires more strength to be gentle, so it's the everyday encounters of life that I think we've prepared children for and prepared them to be good to other people and to consider other people."
Bob Keeshan

"There may be a great fire in our hearts, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passers-by see only a wisp of smoke."
Vincent Van Gogh

"It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after."
George Ade

"He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue."
Jonathan Swift

"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
Ambrose Bierce

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