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Ten Random Quotes

"I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."
Mark Twain

"Christians are supposed not merely to endure change, nor even to profit by it, but to cause it."
Harry Emerson Fosdick

"Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much."
Ann Landers

"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
Woody Allen

"Why? Because I believe I will. If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you've got imagination, you don't need stuff thrown out for you in a blueprint, you don't face facts-what can stop you?"
Ruth Gordon

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."
Irvin S. Cobb

"Rice Krispies happens to be one of my favorite junk foods, just as I regard Michener as superior among junk writers."
Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

"I would heartily welcome the union of East and West provided it is not based on brute force."
Mohandas Gandhi

"I started singing at the Met when I was seven, and the competition was so fierce that it really prepared me."
Emily Rossum

"I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes."
Yves Saint Laurent

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