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Ten Random Quotes

"Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw."
Erma Bombeck

"All God wants of man is a peaceful heart."
Meister Eckhart

"Before I had my child, I thought I knew all the boundaries of myself, that I understood the limits of my heart. It's extraordinary to have all those limits thrown out, to realize your love is inexhaustible."
Uma Thurman

"I think my parents where high when they named me."
Jolene Blalock

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
Erma Bombeck

"The state of our state is fragile, but I know our spirit and love for Nevada is not."
Kenny Guinn

"I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters."
Russell B. Long

"If people would forget about utopia! When rationalism destroyed heaven and decided to set it up here on earth, that most terrible of all goals entered human ambition. It was clear there'd be no end to what people would be made to suffer for it."
Nadine Gordimer

"In any man who dies there dies with him his first snow and kiss and fight. Not people die but worlds die in them."
Yevgeny Yevtushenko

"Whenever I found out anything remarkable, I have thought it my duty to put down my discovery on paper, so that all ingenious people might be informed thereof."
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek

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