Ten Random Quotes
"The U.S. Supreme Court has established that the tribes own their water. What I'd like to focus on is doing something with the water that results in economic development."
"Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live."
"Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate."
"The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that."
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
"I would like to take this opportunity on Letterman just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!""
"The fall prime-time television lineup always looks so fastidious and ordered, laid out in a neat little grid like some periodic table of the situations."
"I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a poor combination."
"But the whole point of liberation is that you get out. Restructure your life. Act by yourself."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
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